lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(via katonyx)

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via katonyx)

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Source: annastclairs, via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

(via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)

unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

(via bruhnilla)

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

(Source: taylorwildfree, via sam-and-food-and-stuff)

datfamilybusiness:

guitaurenhero:

naruneruu:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

maybe unplug it and then plug it in again?

This has got to be the first time I have seen a printer shit itself.

awww you guys made me ink

datfamilybusiness:

guitaurenhero:

naruneruu:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

maybe unplug it and then plug it in again?

This has got to be the first time I have seen a printer shit itself.

awww you guys made me ink

(Source: bratbrain, via novice-whovian)

matteleven:

My latest Doctor Who cosplay! :D

matteleven:

My latest Doctor Who cosplay! :D

(via dancing-baby-groot)

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)


#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’ #hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like #…sniffle #okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott says yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

(Source: fishsticksbitch, via castielin221b)

officialwhitegirls:

for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it

(via homeisthetardis)