sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
Hey, name's Meg. 15. Multi fandom blog. I love any questions so ask away!!!
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
maybe unplug it and then plug it in again?
This has got to be the first time I have seen a printer shit itself.
awww you guys made me ink
they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)